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that feeling

[dankmemedistributor]

[celestial-jazz]

I can hear this post.

[javaablaze]

I can feel this post

[lostwhere]

The energy in this post

[wancemcwain]

crunchy

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[chancerulez]

He’s a squear

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[comicsansmpreg]

rest in peace you fucking toilet cover

[indieduckie]

Do you think Sully was caught, killed, shaved, had his fur turned into a toilet seat cover, and had his body experimented on, all because he was trying to visit Boo at the end of Monsters, Inc.?

It would explain why there was a prequel and not a sequel…

[rantyrandy]

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[trollitics]

It’s that time again

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if you’ve never seen one before

[bitterfucked]

deer are smaller than you think

raccoons are bigger than you think

bears are smaller than you think but you were pretty close

otters are bigger than you think no even bigger than that

wolves are bigger than you think

wild cats are smaller than you think but hopefully you’ll never see one

chipmunks are smaller than you think

so are mice but you’ve seen a mouse right

you were right about the size of moose, mostly

pigs are bigger than you think

coyotes are that size

so are foxes

woops bears are bigger than you think but only that one type

this is an informational post about mammals if you know more please do tell

[revolutionarygays]

buffalo are bigger than you’ve ever even imagined. you’ve never seen anything that big in your life i promise

[leafcrunch]

i support this post except you have no idea how big are moose

[tramampoline]

moose are fucked up big and nothing will ever prepare you for it

[thegreenwolf]

[rosebuncat]

What??? The fuck????

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[bubbagumps]

karen gillan as ruby roundhouse in jumanji (2017)

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[bedfish]

um ok then bitch go marry that lochness monster if you wish

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[dragginage]

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

[dragginage]

i hate this post because it just proves that like.. no simple statement can just be absorbed and the general population of tumblr go ‘yeah that sounds about right.’ i’ve had nazis say it’s a woman’s job to cook, terfs say that it’s only ‘males’ who don’t know how to cook, people have accused me of being classist because some people don’t own potatio peelers, called a bitch for airing out my boyfriend’s dirty laundry (which if the most embarrassing thing i can procure about the guy is that he’s not great in the kitchen i’d say he’s okay lmao)

just shut up and teach your fucking children to cook holy shit dude

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[shadiobrando]

IM CRYING

[badgyal-k]

i’ve literally been all three of them at one time or another

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